I tend to just say stupid shit to cheer up my friends and then our conversations just turn into twisted, sadistic hell.. basically….
me: life could be worse.. your last name could be Mullett.
les: I could have a mullett
me: you could have a cock mullett
i just made that up.. i dont know what that is
les: who says I don’t
me: now.. i would want to see a pic of your cock mullet
les: I’d assume really long shaggy ball hair
and really short trimmed above the cock hair
or maybe the other way around… which then most penis’s would have a cock mullet
really long and shaggy pelvis hair and shaved balls.
me: if i wasnt at work i would google cock mullet
les: I have a crew cut pelvis area and shaved balls… so not a mullet.
me: TMI. TMI.
les: haved and tidy.
and I almost spelled that tighty.
les: erg.. yeah I cut it in half
half is really tidy and the other half is long and shaggy
or what I meant to type.. SHAVED..
me: we are demented
les: better than being stupid
me: my mom just asked if we could come up with a witty team name for my cousin’s team for her upcoming walk – she just got diagnosed
with disease I don’t want to publicly say because I will really be a horrible person. i wrote back to my mom… really? because i am sure we would come up with something horrible like “shakes and aches”
les: isn’t that the crooked back?
I always get them confused
me: i dont know what crooked back is….
Scoliosis – crooked back disease
les: yeah yeah yeah.. scoliosis
me: i said shush girl, shut your lips, do the hellen keller and talk with your hips
les: it’s the Sc that confuse me.
me: mom said shakes and aches is funny but not useable. sigh
les: Shaken Wake
oh wait.. that would only work if they were an Asian team
les: Twitch My Way?
me: see we cant do this.. we are horrible people
Public (pubic) Warning: Les and Karin – not to be trusted with your pubic hair, your life threatening disease.. or your children.