after reading my blog post about himself Les is not Andoraphobic anymore:
les: besides I’ve decided that I’m not Andoraphobic either.
les: I’m Anthropophobic – fear/dislike of people or society
I hate fear.. I’m not afraid of these things.. I DISLIKE them.
me: what do you just read phobia websites all day???
les: no… I know what phobia I’m looking for and I go find it.
me: scared of tiny little men ripping paper? find that one!
les: this came up in the search
i am scared to open that at work
les: better yet
me: is that my fear??
fear of little men moving paper
les: mycrophobia is little people
androphobia we know is men
oops that’s mycrandroKINsopapyrophobia
Kinesophobia is movement or motion
and papyrophobia is paper
so say it with me..
me: RIDONKULOUS! you should write for a phobia site.. making up new phobias
les: if they’d pay me I’d sit around make shit up all day.
fear of sex with little men with big hands
anyways… I am sure he will go on and on and on with phobias for the next 2 hours of his work and I will probably play into and keep giving him phobias to create. I am sure we will have a complete list of completely insane and INANE phobias by 5:30pm EST.
you. are. welcome.